A special suggestion:
If this is your first experience of this song, I encourage you to listen to it first (either the song clip or the video) before you scroll down and look at the lyrics. There's a bit of a surprise to it, and I'd like you to have the "full experience" without an early tip-off.
When you hear an old, familiar song
That reminds you how love said goodbye
Though the time was right, the face was wrong
You were left with a kiss and a sigh
All the magic was there, least it was in your heart
But the promised affair had to stop at the start
‘Cuz the object of care said, We have to be smart
I believe we’d be better apart
So the months pass by, they heal the scar
That was left by love’s dagger so cunning
And one day, while at a local bar
Guess just who you will into be running?
And she says, I still care. Come, let’s be like two ships
And the tongue speaks so fair as it parts those full lips
That you think you might dare to, once more, bet your chips
But instead, from your mouth this line slips:
Fuck off. I don’t need this, I’ve really paid my dues
Fuck off. Just the Marquis de Sade could fill your shoes
Piss off. ‘Cuz the sight of you leaves me faint and sick
Buzz off. Sit on this. Go drop dead. Suck my dick.
Then you see those trusty bedroom eyes
Turn from playful to pouting and sad
And that sultry voice, with mild surprise
And such innocence, says, Are you mad?
And your brain starts to smoke as your jaw hits the floor
Is this some kind of joke? Can I show you the door?
I will try not to choke as I say this once more
Read my lips, you ridiculous whore
Fuck off. Take a journey to hell, don’t say goodbye
Fuck off. Find a sucker who’ll suck much more than I
Piss off. Buy a dildo and spare some sap the grief
Shove off. Take your life. Give the world some relief
Lay off. You should die. That’s my earnest belief
Buzz off. Go away. Go to hell. Go there quick.
(Mouthed:) Suck my dick.