TINA, 50s, an overweight, "Method"-type actress

ANTOINETTE, 50s, a shapely and sexy actress

ESTHER, 50s or 60s, a brassy actress

GEMMA, 50s, a vaguely British actress

ERIKA, 60 but looking not a day over 40-ish, a soap actress

KEITH, 25, an earnest and put-upon young man

THE OTHER ACTOR, plays male and female roles from 25 to 50