Is Life a Cabaret? Old Chum?
I started doing nightclub work when I moved to New York City after college. Certain club owners suggested that I had to decide if I was a singer or a comedian. I'll get back to them on that one.

Original Songs
Click on the song title to give a listen:

Get Him Off the Stage
An opening number. With apologizes to
almost every opening number it satirizes.

New York City Breakdown
Another opening number. With back-up girls.

You Just See My Love
A quirky love ballad.

Love Refrains
A ballad about lost love.

F.O.: A Tender Bossa Nova Ballad
A different kind of ballad, after you thought
about that lost love for a while.

Penguin Serenade
An ode to obsession . . . and animal noises.

Other People's Work that I've Sullied

Ewe Nork, Ewe Nork
Arrangement by Scott Patrick Wagner and Matthew Ward.

Making Love Alone (back-up arrangement)
Back-up girls again . . . being naughty.

I Feel Preppy (parody song)
Ah, the special material never gets old . . . no longer current, but never old.

A Vintage Video Clip
Here is a little ditty from West Hollywood's
once-resplendent Rose Tattoo.
I'm the one in the middle, singing.