I started singing at 8. I started writing at 10. I started dancing at 19. I started choreographing at 20.

I had my own dance troupe at 21. I was Carol Burnett's best male performer at 22. I did my first nightclub act at 24. I started composing at 25. I started decomposing at 35. And I shot a man out of a cannon at Disneyland. Sometime in the '80s.

I've been through Reno. I've been through Beverly Hills. Well . . . I haven't actually been through Reno.